Ok, I’ve had it, I’m never visiting a supermarket again!
Every checkout is full, I’m in a rush, the only option left is the “self checkout”. I’ve got to admit, I break out in a sweat every time. The only plus is I’ve got my own bag, so I carefully place it in the bagging area…damn, unexpected item in the bagging area. No, it’s my bag. Surely that’s where it belongs?
Apparently not. Along comes smiley lady with her authorisation badge to swipe me through to the next round. I scan my first item, razors. Authorisation needed. Along comes smiley lady once more to authorise my purchase. Hmmm, her smile is a little more forced this time.
Next item, shrink-wrapped 18 pack of bottled water, I can’t seem to get the scanner to find the barcode, I try upside down, sideways, backwards, nope. It’s too big for the scanner. Smiley lady now looking a little irritated.
Panic sets in, I scan the rest at the speed of light, head down, forget my PIN and make a run for the door. Next week, it’s internet shopping all the way!