Ok, I’ve seen it all now! Christmas decorations going up in November. I thought Easter eggs in Tesco on Boxing Day was bad enough. Are we all going mad?

Good lord, you’ve only just taken the Halloween decorations down!

Why not just put ALL of your Happy Birthday, Easter, Halloween and Christmas decorations up on January 1st and just leave the whole lot there all year?

I witnessed a rather elderly chap in Morriston yesterday, up a very wobbly looking ladder, balancing a gigantic inflatable reindeer in one hand.  He was clinging on for dear life with the other, while his wife stood in the garden below in the pouring rain shouting “left a bit, right a bit….” what worried me more is that they were both soaked already and she was holding the plug!

A few gusts of wintery Welsh wind and I’m sure we are going to see Rudolph taking off across Wales, so keep a look out for him flying over a town near you any day soon!