I read somewhere that the more songs and photos you put on your mobile phone, the heavier it gets.  Only by a trillion billionth of the tiniest fraction of an ounce mind, but at the airport check in, that weight may make all the difference.

Now isn’t that a useless bit of information?

I seem to attract useless bits of information, and even worse, I have a strong urge to store them up and inflict them on other people.  After one such little gem, a friend suggested that I jot them down in a book and that would get them out of my system without annoying everyone around me.

So, I have bought myself a book and have duly written all the little nuggets of useless information in it.  I didn’t realise how much of this stuff is out there, and who is it that comes up with it?

I’m not going to repeat any more, well, not after this last one: annoying your friends can shorten your life – well only by a trillion billionth of the tiniest fraction, mind…..

I’ll get my coat….