I’m secretly quite pleased to see the back of Movember. I know it raises much needed funds for a great cause, but every time my nan kisses me goodbye I’ve been getting a terrible rash.

I’ve seen quite a few women taking part this year, I’m not sure if they meant to but I wish they’d stop. Some of the lady moustaches I’ve seen recently are putting us men to shame!

I think some big department stores could start to audition some female santas this year and possible save a few pounds by not having to rent out the white beard as part of the costume.

Also, women with facial hair shouldn’t be driving in daylight. To stop at traffic lights and turn to the car next to you and spot a ladies chin hair catching the sun’s rays is very off putting, I’ve missed the traffic lights turning green twice this week due to lady beard envy.

Actually, reading this back, I’m being very sexist.

Ladies, if you like your facial hair, get out there and show it off, why not adorn it with some Christmas lights and a few baubles.

Hairy Christmas, one and all!