It appears that my luck is changing and the future is looking amazingly bright.
Let me explain.
I have received a courtship proposal by email from an Ukrainian lady, 20 years younger than myself, who reassures me that her intentions are honourable and she is very keen to learn to speak English.
I’d have been slightly more impressed if she’d have said Welsh.
She seemed very keen for me to accept her proposal quickly and assured me I was the man for her.
Strangely, earlier that day I also received an email from an overseas legal firm informing me that a legal loophole had been found which meant that they had chosen me to be party to a $1,000,000 inheritance.
To proceed, I simply needed to supply my full name and bank details.
How amazing is that?
With all the doom and gloom around, my luck seems to be finally changing for the better!
My only initial concern here is that my future Ukrainian love may have already had access to my emails and just be after me for my inheritance?
Surely not?
She’s promised to send me a picture of herself….
Watch this space!